Daily Journal 3/14

It's a perfect day to set sail today. Myself along with my posse of thugs and goons were at the bar having a good time when captain Buzzkill entered the room with his elite royal military squad. As soon as they entered everyone knew what was next. All the sudden guns went off, swords and knives came out, and punches were being thrown. We walked away victoriously and set sail immediately after. We were in the port of east Shanghai headed towards the end of the world. Every mate thought it was crazy yet our mysterious dark captain insisted we sail on. We sailed for days never ready for the long fall that awaited us but we never came to an end. We found an uninhabited world and a people that had never been seen by eye of a pirate. The world was called Bajamba and everywhere you went and looked everything lit up just like in avatar. We walked around and the people known as Bajambi's showed us the way. We feasted with them, made friends, then eventually turned on them and took over their land. We call this place America. The end.